Reminds me of 'countdown roulette': system managers have buttons to slap if they want a launch hold. About the time batteries are initiated ("squibbed") a number of those buttons get pushed but the earliest of the bunch is the one who gets the blame for the hold.
The most effective way of reaching the moderators is emailing them using the contact link in the footer. It may not meet your definition of low-friction, but if you want them to see it, that’s the way. Commenting (including replies) rely on a moderator coming across your comment.
