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I just drank a huge amount of Starbucks.



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If you have irritable bowel syndrome, it's basically hard to treat, very common, and solved by a simple thing: availability of public restrooms.

It's not a shame to feel the sudden urge to take a shit. What's a shame is blaming people for feeling the urge.

> There is no world in which a healthy person must shit on the street.

Healthy people are not the only ones a city must be designed for. From Wikipedia: "About 10–15% of people in the developed world are believed to be affected by IBS."

And note IBS is not the only reason to feel the sudden urge to take a dump.


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Around 30% of people experience a strong laxative effect from coffee.

It's actually really healthy as it keeps your digestive system and colon cleansed.

It's only an issue if there's no public restrooms.

I hope you learned something today.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2338272/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2...


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If actual an scientific white paper from PubMed with research and data does not convince you that coffee has a strong laxative effect on around 30% of people, then there's not much else to say.

There's still people who believe the world is flat despite all evidence to the contrary.

It's very difficult to have a discussion with someone who prefers their own opinions over science.


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Over half the population of the world shits in the street.

It's not a medical symptom.

It's a symptom of poor access to restrooms.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-ind...


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Yes its sad that an American city is having the same public restroom access issues as third world countries.


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Its sad that so many people have flagged your opinions because they're so bad.

This whole comment chain is just a bunch of dead posts of yours.

I even vouched for you on all of them but numerous people kept flagging them.

You should really look into taking a class on improving reasoning skills.


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@dang


And you think pestering someone like this is a winner?


Coffee affects me strongly. What can I say. I get a cleanse every morning for 3 bucks. Cleansing your digestive tract is actually really good for you. People pay big bucks for cleanses.


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More often than not: no, the cannot.

Do you believe medicine has the answer for every chronic condition? Doctors are often unable to help you.


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> 100% of the time a doctor can help you in some way

Nothing that starts with the claim "100%" is ever true, you can be 100% certain of that.

Seriously though, you speak as if your digestive system has never betrayed you, and therefore you're unfamiliar with these matters.

Trust me: there are some things your doctor cannot help you with, at least, not to the point you can walk in a city without public restrooms. Some things are not even medical conditions -- and IBS is "idiopathic" in many cases, meaning doctors don't have a clue -- and some conditions that you would consider anomalous actually fall within the normal human spectrum.

You'll feel the urge to contradict me: don't. You probably don't know about this, but both me and the other commenter you're arguing with do. Realize that your experience is not everybody else's.


What does any of this have to do with what I said? Regardless of how much a doctor can help you or not, if you’re shitting uncontrollably in the streets, you need to seek medical attention to determine if they can do anything about it.


thanks for your concern! I get a check up every year! healthy as a horse!

Having regular bowel movements is actually a really healthy thing.

It's only really a problem when there's no public restrooms available.


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If actual an scientific white paper from PubMed with research and data does not convince you that coffee has a strong laxative effect on around 30% of people, then there's not much else to say. There's still people who believe the world is flat despite all evidence to the contrary.

It's very difficult to have a discussion with someone who prefers their own opinions over science.


Your citation is irrelevant; being unable to control your bowels to the point of shitting in the street is not healthy, and you should seek a doctor.


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You feel sorry for my family because you shat in the street and refuse to accept that you drinking Starbucks is not a valid reason to do that?


Your opinions have been voted down so many times this thread is filled with your dead comments and not a single person has vouched for you other than me. I can no longer vouch for you. Also youre flame baiting which is a clear violation of HN policy. @dang

You probably need to take a class on improving your poor reasoning skills and as another poster said: seek mental health care.


Why did you spam this all over the thread?


he thinks whether something is true or not just depends on how much upvotes it gets


Are you a doctor or something? You’re not this posters friend nor in a social position where it’s appropriate to insist on their health status. (Pointing this out because you might simply not know you’re crossing a line.)


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Yes, you asked a question, and then insisted further because the answer isn’t good enough for you. You’re not this persons friend, you’re not this persons doctor and you haven’t claimed any medical experience. You’re being a weirdo. Let it go, dude.


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Nothing the OP said made it seem like they were fine pooping in the street. If anything it’s pretty clear they don’t think it’s acceptable. They just don’t think it’s a medical issue. You’re insisting that it is, but you’re not their friend and you’re not a doctor and you don’t have medical training in identifying what is normal and abnormal bowel behavior. That’s being a weirdo because you’re crossing a social line here. Even if you personally think it is, you’re not in a social position where your insistence isn’t incredibly rude.

Several people are telling you to chill out/back off not because it’s acceptable to shit on the street, but because it’s not acceptable to insist on the health status of someone without first establishing either rapport or appropriate relevant knowledge that justifies breaking a social boundary. You have no justification, so your suggest was a little nosey, and your insistence is flagrantly rude.


https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37446500

>Coffee affects me strongly. What can I say. I get a cleanse every morning for 3 bucks. Cleansing your digestive tract is actually really good for you. People pay big bucks for cleanses.

sounds like OP

1. knows that he gets uncontrollable diarrhea from coffee.

2. enjoys it. why else do it every morning?


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Dude I’m just gonna take my own advice and go play Baldurs Gate lol. Have a nice day


I don't think anyone cares if you are "here" or not.


Bet youre fun at parties....


I don’t shit in the street on my way there.


Your opinions have been voted down so many times this thread is filled with your dead comments and not a single person has vouched for you other than me. I can no longer vouch for you. Also youre flame baiting which is a clear violation of HN policy. @dang

You probably need to take a class on improving your poor reasoning skills and as another poster said: seek mental health care.


…are you alright dude?


having regular bowel movements is actually really healthy.. it's only an issue if youre in a place with no public restrooms available


This isn't a regular bowel movement.


Regular as in "occuring at uniform intervals"


If your regular bowel movement involves shitting in the street, you need immediate mental health intervention.


Your opinions have been voted down so many times this thread is filled with your dead comments and not a single person has vouched for you other than me. I can no longer vouch for you. Also youre flame baiting which is a clear violation of HN policy @dang.

You probably need to take a class on improving your poor reasoning skills and as another poster said: seek mental health care.


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We've banned this account for egregiously breaking the site guidelines. Please don't create accounts to break HN's rules with.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html


Eh, you got the other guy so this was worth. See you in a few months.

Worth considering why I'm consistently able to gather top 5% of points per day though, if I'm so objectionable.


That's easy: points are mostly a function of time spent on the site.

What's objectionable is not determined by points.

https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&so...


@dang


There aren’t actually tags on HN, just fyi, but if there were it’d be a backtick.




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