If you make it cool, the Google will send you emails complaining that text is too small for touch devices.

I can't get over how cool windows 95-7 looks today, so ergonomic and obvious to use. And it's so simple because it so optimized to use psychophysics in the most computationally efficient way.

Pretty much anything today makes me puke. Turning off the animations in any smartphone instantly makes it 2x faster. I wish i could turn off all the flat CSS of the world