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Interesting theory. I'd like to add some further data points. I received a number of messages through various communication channels today encouraging me to celebrate and be merry. This is very unusual as I am not a person who enjoys merriment nor do I receive regular correspondence from my circle of peers. Further investigation is required.



It's likely some kind of wide-scale PSYOPS program similar to MKULTRA at play across all sectors of media and society. The military industrial social media pharmaceutical complex, compromised by Chinese Communist Party controllers, has clearly replaced one or more of your peers with doppelgangers intent on manipulating your emotions in ways that encourage the production of seratonin and endorphines, numbing your perception and making you easier to control. Every social media platform is just an NSA Skinner box whose purpose is to control and manipulate your every thought and action in order to manufacture consent for America's constant endless wars and crimes against humanity.

This is clearly the final push by the Biden campaign to steal the election for the Illuminati and install the One World Order. The constant, droning repitition of facile chants and slogans in every store and on every streetcorner, the sudden presence of Occult symbols, weird rituals involving children sitting on the laps of strange old men, jarring and distracting color schemes everywhere, and everyone's behavior coordinating as if they were drones. It's so similar to Nazi indoctrination that it's truly chilling. We're in the final phases of the Left's Orwellian takeover. This will be the inevitable and intended result of cancel culture - soon the BLM shock troops will fill the streets and the snows will run red with Christian blood.

And no one is even talking about Hunter Biden's briefcase. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.


I overheard some immature humans referring to “Santa Claus.” I deduced that they expected this Santa person (?) to deliver gifts to them today. Has anyone heard of this? What belief system do these children subscribe to?


Santa Claus is clearly the Great Beast spoken of in Revelations, secret Archon of the Global Leftist New World Order.

He dresses in red, the color of Communism. He has occult powers traditionally associated with witchcraft, like flight, animal familiars and mind control. He receives offerings like a pagan deity. He routinely disregards national borders and private property, making a mockery of the sovereignty of states, the rule of law and individual liberty. He distributes goods not in exchange for the profit compensation of labor as determined by a capitalist free market, but through a determination of a child's "wants" and "needs." Clearly indoctrinating children into accepting Marxist propaganda.

And finally, SANTA is an anagram for SATAN.

I mean, wake up sheeple!




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