SlownessReminder?

Someone calling you weekly and saying idiotic things?

I wonder if anybody would pay for that, and, at the same time, whether that would be a sign of narcissism.

You don't neee a phone service to hear idiotic things. Turn on any TV political pundit or any reality show.

Or read this comment! "neee"? That's what I get for typing on a mobile phone right when I wake up.