Fair enough, I always take a cab/Uber to IAD, as that cost is far less than the price of parking. And living so close to IAD, I try to fly out of it whenever possible (all work travel, 80% of pleasure travel).
Imagine if the FBI did any investigating prior to avoid the easy and obvious authoritarian parallels while questioning a free citizen working for an elected representative.
I want the FBI to do their job; I just don't want them to look like and/or be the bad guys. In this situation, they smell like the bad guys.
My experience has been the complete opposite of yours and I’ve discovered cheap Android phones are torture to use. I would prefer to have my testicles removed via Slap Chop than use a 5 year old trash-droid or simply use a five year old iOS device.