I love how in one sentence he accuses Poettering of being "convinced he has all the answers for everyone", and in another he states anyone who approves of systemd must be "naive or lazy or just plain clueless developers" lured by "the promise of making their lives easier".

Pot, meet kettle.

Surely that message must be a parody of the overzealous Linux user? I find it hard to believe that the author is serious there.