Cha Cha Cha Change, TSA Style

philwelch · on Nov 13, 2009

Step 1: Scoop everything out of your pocket into a dish or tray.

Step 2: Let the dish or tray go through the scanner.

Step 3: Scoop everything back into your pocket.

I don't understand the difficulty here.

joezydeco · on Nov 14, 2009

I wonder what the guy does if his car keys are still in his pocket when he reaches the checkpoint.

mmt · on Nov 13, 2009

Charity? You mean like the TSA itself? They just need to make a tube into the box of "prohibited" items, where there's no accounting or auditing anyway.

I would call it the LOOT CHUTE.