I LIKE PROGRAMMING IN ALL-CAPS. IT MAKES EVERYTHING I WRITE LOOK OFFICIAL, NO-NONSENSE AND GENERALLY HARD-CORE. INSTEAD OF HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THE COMPILER I INSTEAD SHOUT!!! COMMANDS AT IT.
Yeah, I know. It's just that I like programming in an old-school way for fun. I briefly considered not using structured programming at all, but that's kinda too much.