The answer is to say "no, fuck you, iOS only, bitches". Apple made DAMN sure that their platform is of consistently good quality. If Google can't make that same guarantee, why in the hell should you develop for their platform?
Most of which are rinky-dink dumbphone replacements that see few, if any, app purchases.
If you're developing a mobile app, iOS is still where you'll find the majority of your audience, and it's less of a money sink when it comes to development and QA.
