This reads too bizarre to be anything but satire. Reasonably good satire, but not really something for HN. Flagged.

(rickshaw would actually be a good idea, fwiw)

I see it (and the whole site) as social commentary on Silicon Valley

> Cities like San Francisco and Seattle are extremely bike friendly.

That's one hell of a workout in San Francisco.

I think this is the first time I've ever seen a .cc domain on HN

It's satire, even the name of the CEO is incorrect:

"We are proud to introduce Uber Rickshaw, Uber Bike, and Uber Piggyback.” stated the CEO, Travis Parker Monday morning.

Another lazy attempt to be The Onion.