This is really funny. I quite enjoyed it. I wouldn't take any serious comments here seriously. Unfortunately the distribution of sense-of-humour in the world is not even. Some get a bigger chunk of it than others.
The next time anyone mentions CoffeeScript to me, I'll send them here. Much better.
My favorite quote, by John Wannamaker, reads just like that. (I learned when reading "How to Make Friends and Influence People")
"I learned thirty years ago that it is foolish to scold. I have enough trouble overcoming my own limitations without fretting over the fact that God has not seen fit to distribute evenly the gift of intelligence."
Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago my mother used to say to me, "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
The next time anyone mentions CoffeeScript to me, I'll send them here. Much better.