I'm sorry to hear that. I hope someone with some influence realizes the silliness (not to belittle the situation) of this whole affair. I presume sites like the Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/) get away scott free by not providing any source links at all!

You have my promise, at least, that I won't reproduce any of your work (until you deem it good to go) except in the form of drunken pub factoids :-)

I love, for example, that the complete works of William Shakespeare is currently number 4 on the most vulgar books list!