How many times did I read "a pie-eating contest where the prize for winning is more pie" before clicking away?

1. The hacker news title.

2. The tab title.

3. The image at the top left.

4. The text section to the right of the image.

5. The second sentence.

6. Different crop of the same image from before, but now below the second sentence.

I know that this isn't a curious comment, but holy shit dude.