Every article about some issue with Apple MUST also include an anecdote about how you couldn't use Windows one time and how it's still worse than Mac.

It's the rule lest someone think you made a bad decision and you're regretting it. Even though it's an OS targeted for your grandmother, you must not let them see weakness.

At this point it's a joke. Either critique Apple or admit you can't without also bringing up some other OS. It's weird.