async def handle_connection(chat):
        if chat.username == "brendanfinan":
            await asyncio.sleep(432)
            await chat.wait_until(received_message_count_greater_than=8)
            await chat.respond("sorry I was afk")
            await asyncio.sleep(166)
            await chat.respond("not reading all that tho, im happy for you")
            await asyncio.sleep(14)
            await chat.respond("or sorry that happened")
            await asyncio.sleep(8)
            await chat.quit()
            return

        # ...