Years before '93-'96 when I worked at Kaleida [1], a joint venture of Apple and IBM, alongside Taligent [2] their AIM Alliance [3] sister company, I laughed at the old joke:
Q: What do you get when you cross Apple and IBM?
A: IBM.
But then the joke was on me when I finally worked for a company owned by Apple and IBM at the same time, and experienced it first hand!
I gave Lou Gerstner a DreamScape [4] demo involving an animated disembodied spinning bouncing eyeball, who commented "That's a bit too right-brained for me." I replied "Oh no, I should have used the other eyeball!"
Later when Sun was shopping itself around, there were rumors that IBM might buy it, so the joke would still apply to them, but it would have been a more dignified death than Oracle ending up lawnmowering [5] Sun, sigh.
Now that Apple's 15 times bigger than IBM, I bet the joke still applies, giving Apple a great reason NOT to merge with IBM.
Q: What do you get when you cross Apple and IBM?
A: IBM.
But then the joke was on me when I finally worked for a company owned by Apple and IBM at the same time, and experienced it first hand!
I gave Lou Gerstner a DreamScape [4] demo involving an animated disembodied spinning bouncing eyeball, who commented "That's a bit too right-brained for me." I replied "Oh no, I should have used the other eyeball!"
Later when Sun was shopping itself around, there were rumors that IBM might buy it, so the joke would still apply to them, but it would have been a more dignified death than Oracle ending up lawnmowering [5] Sun, sigh.
Now that Apple's 15 times bigger than IBM, I bet the joke still applies, giving Apple a great reason NOT to merge with IBM.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaleida_Labs
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taligent
[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM_alliance
[4] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NytloOy7WM&t=323s
[5] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5170246