Try Florb for that. It needs omake, but you can ditch opam/omake and the whole ocaml stack after the builds.

BTW, I use lynx/links too, among sacc and gemini browsers.

News/portal/translator and so over gopher: gopher://magical.fish

Blogs: gopher://sdf.org

Text wikipedia: gopher://gopherpedia.com

Graphical: I forgot the URL for Gemini

Weather: finger yourcity@graph.no

Weather over gopher, replace Madrid with your city: gopher://graph.no:79/0/madrid

Web decrapifier: gemini://gemi.dev (News Waffle)

Everyhing else: IRC, Usenet, Bitlbee, sxiv, mocp, mpv, mupdf.