I have no joke known some sales people so good ive legitimately seen one sell icebags during a snowstorm. To be fair, it was for a cooler inside and who is going outside to collect ice lol?

You might incorrectly think they followed 'how to win friends and influence people' but that's beginner tier.

The best sales people never sell anything. They are only there to be a smile and react to those coming to them. They'll prefer to talk about anything but what they plan to sell.