Almost... but not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for something without actual git. I can also just ignore most of the ugly commands of git, but I'm thinking of something that doesn't make me think of what commands are worth remembering. I'm looking for "simple code versioning for dummies, that you can't break even if you tried hard"
Like the sibling comment mentioned, what you're looking for is fossil [0].
Fossil was created by Richard Hipp, who's also the creator of SQLite.
Fossil as a version management system gets completely out of the way.
In all the years over used Fossil, I've rarely had to use more than a few commands and have never had to understand any underlying concepts, let alone trying to figure out how to use the commands.
Additionally, fossil also comes with a wiki and a bug tracker, which is a bonus.