This is equal parts interesting and insufferable—but in a good way, that reminds me of the great canon of the grand tradition of Lengthy Opinionated Internet Diatribes. I was afraid that this style of writing was going out of fashion—I'm overjoyed to be proven wrong here.

The most interesting takeaway for me was learning that Skweezy Jibbs is still around—good for him.

Eight instances of “don't get it twisted” is probably about seven too many for one piece, however.