In my neck of the woods, they bug people with this shit over people's child custody situations. A pair of kids were "abducted" ... by a well-identified woman bearing the same last name as the kids. They're in a SUV whose license plate is known, because it's her registered vehicle.

Like, if I saw them, I would totally not do a thing to interfere with their lives, so fuck off with the alert, you know?

That's not an emergency; that's Jerry Springer material.