Wish I had the courage to branch out into that kind of crime.
"my that is a handsome tree" -> do something bold. now wake up with that tree in your yard the next day and every day after.
that’s true freedom
why track it? if i woke up to discover a freethinking, freewheeling apex man of action took my tree, i would just admire them. and flattered this caliber of person thought i had anything worth seizing. i wouldn’t tell the police. (but if i could track it, i might go visit it to witness the man i wish i was)
if i was my girlfriend i might put a tracker into my finest tree, and leave me for any man that might ever take the tree. i couldn’t blame her. i would admire her