If you think the regulators understand nothing about computers, operating systems, app markets, privacy, and security, then I'd say you should go get a nice consulting gig with the DoJ because clearly you are more informed and insightful than even their most senior resources.
Half the people on hacker news are more informed and insightful than ftc/doj in this domain. They are clueless. And they don't pay well. Half the people here would be taking a pay cut to get involved with them.