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My Clients, the Liars (lesswrong.com)
257 points by paulpauper on March 10, 2024 | hide | past | favorite | 120 comments



When I was in software, my employers lied about their priorities, about what compensation they were willing to extend, about my promotion prospects, etc. When I moved in to consulting, my clients lied to me about their budget, about their requirements, about their goals, about their decision making process. When I moved into real estate, I found the old phrase "buyers are liars" exists for a reason - people don't want to tell you their real budget, they sign an agreement that you are their real estate agent and then you see them at an open house with another agent...

I can't help but reflect on all the media on romantic relationships, where so often the root problem is an inability to tell the other person what you really want and need.

It's all fascinating stuff because like this author states up front - whoever it might be often would be in a more competitive or better negotiating position if they would just be honest.


> I found the old phrase "buyers are liars" exists for a reason - people don't want to tell you their real budget

There's a flip side: you share your budget with someone, one which is a true budget (i.e. where options that exceed the limit will be ipso facto dismissed and those that fall under the limit will considered), and you later get mystifying utterances from the other participant in that past discussion that could only make sense if the discussion had not occurred.

It's like, "When I said my budget was $X, what did you think that meant?"

(It would be one thing for them to decide you're lying and to state that belief as some sort of preface to an option/recommendation/whatever that clearly doesn't fall within the agreed limits. It's another to decide that you're lying and then just proceed as if everyone is working from a shared understanding/agreement by all involved about what's in the person's head and there are no conflicts. Imagine if I told you that I don't like chocolate ice cream, and then you show up to the party with chocolate ice cream and an expectation that I will eat it, not because you forgot about my distaste for it, but because you just, like, decided that actually I do like chocolate ice cream.)


part of society operates on traffic problems that are ghosts.

people tell the truth until it's abused, then just stop. cars follow at safe paces until they get cut off by reckless drivers. whole hours of traffic is caused by a single guilty driver who serves into the exit lane.


What?


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Suugn-p5C1M

basically, people are dealing with a ghost. you have one person suddenly stop and now there's a permanent kink in the behavior of the traffic.


Just for fun, a scenario in which this wouldn't be crazy is in a hypothetical society where pretty much everyone loves chocolate ice cream, but there is some cultural taboo against admitting it for some reason, but also a cultural expectation of hospitality.

Then it would not be unusual to say you don't really like it, but still be pleased they have some available.

Communication isn't just about what you say, but also what is implied, and that is culturally dependent.

If a lot of other people lie about their budget, then I have to assume you might be truthful, or might be exaggerating it. It doesn't make sense for me to assume you're definitely being truthful unless I know you well enough to know you're not like everyone else, and are more truthful than average.

It's not just about lying, a lot of buyers genuinely aren't sure about their budget because it really is a partially subjective decision of tradeoffs. "My budget is $400k max" "here's this amazing $405k house" "oh wow, ok I guess i my budget was actually $405k and I didn't realize it" is a common outcome!

Or they're even aware of this dynamic, and keeping the budget artificially lower at first is intentional to help control costs, knowing it's easy to let the budget gradually balloon as the process goes on but hard to rein it back in.

But then the realtor has the opposite incentive. Buyers and sellers have an incentive to get the best price they respectively can, but do not necessarily have any incentive to complete the deal quickly. Some do but some really would be fine shopping around for a year.

This is awful for the realtor, because the price variation isn't likely to be that much relative to the realtor's commission -- so the realtor is incentivized to not worry about the price and mainly worry about making the sale happen at all, and as soon as possible. A realtor who is too respectful of the claimed budget will be punished by the market. Making sales happen at all can be hard. Sellers don't really want to settle for the insanely low prices in this garbage market, and buyers don't really want to have to settle for the insanely high prices in this ridiculous market, but they have to meet in the middle somewhere, and therein lies the art of the deal: a relentless focus on Getting It Done, on Sooner is Always better then Later, and on It Ain't Over Till It's Over.

If you understand this all realtor and similar dealmaker behavior suddenly makes perfect sense.

Except of course for motivated buyers/sellers, which are just like random manna from heaven from the point of view of of the market... but underpriced listings and overbudgetted buyers tend to be snatched up off the market very quickly, often by the first counterpart that sees them, so most of the market's energy has to be spent on the great mass of hesitant buyers and sellers who are working to convince themselves that they can manage to live with the prices they must compromise to accept. (This is also why if you're looking for a deal, you have to get notified of brand new listings every day and immediately jump on any gems.)

Exaggerating on resumes is similar. At a recent job I had a manager who expected quite a bit of exaggeration on resumes, to the point that I realized I've probably been hurting myself in the past by being too modest -- at least for hiring managers with a similarly jaded view.

> Imagine if I told you that I don't like chocolate ice cream, and then you show up to the party with chocolate ice cream and an expectation that I will eat it, not because you forgot about my distaste for it, but because you just, like, decided that actually I do like chocolate ice cream


> If you understand this all realtor and similar dealmaker behavior suddenly makes perfect sense.

I didn't say it didn't make sense. Thieves are something else that exists. Their behavior makes sense. But that's not the point. The point is that it's shitty.


Incentives are almost never totally aligned. Think about it from the other angle. Why as a buyer would I think that you have my rather than your best interest at heart?


Because if I don't - or you don't believe I do - then you should fire me and find someone who understands the word "fiduciary."


Plenty of people will claim to! But the issue is that you can never be sure, so you want to take extra precautions.


I mean... bankers, lawyers, doctors, stockbrokers, heck even my kid's school teachers... we're surrounded by people we have to trust at some level are doing their job and seeking to do their best by us. Being overly skeptical does us little good.


I’ve been lied to by every single category of person you just enumerated. I don’t call it overly skeptical. I call it experience.

Just sold my high-end home myself as a private fuck you to brokers—-and was materially lied to by the buyer’s agent.


I recommend also reading the post titled "Eleven Magic Words", linked through the text "they haven't". OP is interesting and kind of funny, but the linked article affected me... pretty deeply, in a weird way.


That Eleven Magic Words article got me totally hooked on his writing. I found it very powerful too. There's so much of our society that I know nothing about, and he sheds so much light on it. I feel like he tells you the truth.



Those 11 Magic Words:

"Is there anything the court would like to review to reconsider?"

A great article by a great public defender.


Aye aye aye I got more and more confused reading this wondering how this was going to relate to the Elves.


I found this a little disappointing after so much build up. It's good writing but there was no payoff as to why those words had the impact they did and the reason was effectively just a random choice by a judge


That’s the entire point of the piece.


Exactly. The machinery of justice is decorated with all kinds of indicators of objectivity and wisdom: precedent, settled law, sentencing guidelines, burdens of proof, law schools filled with eminent scholars.

And yet someone has a bad day, or a change of heart, or ate a tasty taco for lunch, or just fell in love, and lives are ruined or saved.


> Every morning I wonder whether that day has Eleven Magic Words and, if it does, whether I’ll be able to figure them out. And every day that potential scares the shit out of me.


I'm trying to contact you about a post you replied to about a start-up ISP from a few months back. You can contact me at morphle73 at gmail dot com.


Sent you a note!


Hello DANmode,

I'm trying to touch base from a few months back about a post you replied to about a start-up ISP.

I have updated my contact info if you still want to chat.


isn't the entire premise of this article flawed? the feigned indignity at their clients lying...when it's pretty much required for them to receive any semblance of effective defense:

  There is a kernel of an exception that is almost not worth mentioning. The Rules of Professional 
  Conduct 3.3 obligates me with the duty of candor. I am not allowed to present evidence that I “know” 
  is false, which encompasses witness testimony. Some jurisdictions make exceptions to this rule for 
  defendants testifying in their criminal trial (correctly, IMO) but not all. So assuming that a 
  client truthfully confesses to me, assuming we go to trial, assuming they decide to testify, and 
  assuming I “know” they’re going to lie, then yes, this could indeed spawn a very awkward situation 
  where I’m forced to withdraw in the middle of proceedings.


“Lying to the court” is not necessary for an effective defense, and defendants are not obligated to testify in the first place.

Remember that perjury is also a crime and you’re not “allowed” to commit perjury just because you’re testifying in your own defense (which is your choice).

If you’re actually guilty, your defense is supposed to challenge the validity of the evidence the prosecution is using to convict you. Not lie to the court and hope your lies are more convincing than the prosecution’s evidence.


> If you’re actually guilty, your defense is supposed to challenge the validity of the evidence the prosecution is using to convict you. Not lie to the court and hope your lies are more convincing than the prosecution’s evidence.

Ideally yes, but prosecution (and the entire process leading to arrest) lies and breaks the law and takes advantage in every way possible. It's a very dishonest process to try to be honest against.


If you're innocent, you don't need to lie to your defense attorney.

If you're guilty, the system is not designed to protect you, and there's no reason why it should permit the guilty to commit perjury out of some desire to balance out (?) the fact that the prosecution and police sometimes lie as well.

What is a scenario where an innocent person needs to be allowed to lie to present an effective defense?


I don't think the person you're replying to is saying perjury should be legal. They're saying perjury might be a good idea sometimes. Especially if you're guilty, sometimes your only chance of staying out of prison does involve lying. A guilty person looking at 20 years would be reasonable to be unconcerned about whatever addition perjury charges might add (if they were even caught perjuring).


The fact that perjury might seem like a "good idea" to a criminal, or the only chance to stay out prison, doesn't mean it should be permitted.

The purpose of the justice system should not be to give guilty people the best chance to stay out of prison.

Yes, if you're guilty, lying may be your best defense. That doesn't mean the justice system should encourage it! If you're guilty, the justice systems want you to go to jail. All the protections exist to protect innocent people.


Ah, so of course you yourself, or someone you care about, would never be a guilty person, right? You would never find yourself, say, breaking a law that you didn't know about, or doing something that's technically a criminal act but seemed innocent enough at the time (the classic insider trader's lament), nor would you ever have a close family member who is charged with a serious crime. Or if you did, you would bravely accept the judgement of the court without taking exception.

You know, it would be terrible if I was found guilty of willful copyright infringement under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which carries "A fine of not more than $500,000 or imprisonment for not more than five years, or both, for the first offense"[1]. If I had committed such a terrible act as torrenting seven movies, the insult to my conscience would surely move me to accept the felony penalties with civic stoicism - after such twisted malice from myself, the additional moral consequences of pleading "Not Guilty" would be too great to bear.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_law_of_the_United_St...


You can't design a justice system around making it easy for you to escape responsibility for complying with laws you disagree with.

I'm not expressing an opinion on whether throwing someone in jail for torrenting movies is the right moral outcome. What I am saying is that a system which officially says "Yes, lying in court is legally permissible as long as you're lying about something related to a bullshit law" is not exactly sustainable.

I think the DMCA is a stupid and unfair law. The mafia probably thinks RICO is a stupid and unfair law. Someone who is a habitual drunk driver (but is convinced they can 'handle their liquor' better than the general public) probably thinks drunk driving laws are stupid and unfair. What of it?


That’s often said, but this public defender seems to think otherwise and he’s certainly seen the inside a courtroom much more than I have.

But he seems like an odd person [1] and I wonder what might be atypical about his experiences? It would be interesting to read the experiences of other public defenders. It’s their job to look for problems.

[1] https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/4rsRuNaE4uJrnYeTQ/defunding-...


I know a few PDs, and I also worked in a court. The story checks out to me. I don’t think you’ll find a lot of PDs who will say cops and prosecutors regularly target genuinely innocent people. For the most part the job is to make sure all the boxes are checked and that the prosecution matches the actual crime.


Oh, you haven't met a lot of PDs, then. They'll tell you cops lie literally all the time and will make up evidence if they decide they don't like you. It's just easier and there's zero consequences for them if they're caught.


I know quite a few PDs. Ask the ones you know: are the accused guilty nonetheless? In other words, is the problem procedural or substantive?


Do the cops “breaking procedure” know for certain if the accused are guilty? How can they?


Did you link the correct article? The author really says nothing about the legal system and is only reflecting that their 100% ACAB attitude maybe requires more nuance. This same author has written other pieces that plainly call the legal system an unfair joke (Eleven Words article specifically).

Regardless of any public defender's opinion, I am inclined to not fully respect opinions of people who are deeply embedded in the thing they have an opinion about, especially if it's in defense of the thing they're deeply embedded in. Humans lose perspective very easily, and especially when their identity is wrapped up in it.


I shared that to show that he has a somewhat odd background, not because it's directly relevant.

Yes, it's possible that insiders might have a biased view. However, in general, I do respect the opinions of people who have had experiences and write about them more than the comments of random internet strangers who, as far as I know, have no experience.


In addition, I guess a public defender is likely to work harder in a case where they believe the client is innocent.

This interpretation of 'eleven magic words' also suggests it matters: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33471299


His client in that case, by their own admission, was flagrantly guilty. What he was seeking and managed to receive was leniency.


This happens frequently in courts in my home country. There's even polite lawyer codewords so that you don't have to trudge in to court and say

'I'm sorry your honor, I have to withdraw from this matter because my client, who is a bit dim, has just told me at the lunch break that he totally did the thing, and also that he's going to lie his ass off about it when he gets up in the witness box in just a minute'

But the next time you hear a lawyer withdraw because they're 'forensically embarrassed', you'll know what happened


Not indignity but inconvenience. It would be like a boss lying to a software engineer about the requirements as they are scared it will cost too much then the wrong thing is built.


I'm curious how a lawyer not being allowed to present as truth known falsehoods at trial is stopping an effective defense? Wouldn't the lawyer knowingly be committing perjury if they lied in court?


they said it also applies to defendants testifying, so if question is

And then you shot her, correct?!

Answer: No I did not shoot her! I never did that.

And your lawyer knows it is a lie that you indeed did shoot her, it could be problematic at that point, depending on some jurisdiction.

I guess it depends if you think an effective defense should allow the guilty to go free?


I think the general principle is that defence lawyers aren't expected to contradict their clients' probably false testimony, and are perfectly entitled (encouraged, even) to deliver a "my client maintains the shot was fired by someone else, and nobody witnessed the shot" defence whilst being pretty convinced they fired the shot, but if they close with a series of factual claims about "Richie Bottoms" whilst knowing full well that name was made up on the spot by their client they could be in trouble. Doing their job properly means trying to persuade their client to stick to technicalities and avoid the "Richie Bottoms" defence because it'll fall apart, not patching the holes in it.

But the fact we're debating how open defence lawyers are supposed to be and there is jurisdictional variation is a good indication of why criminals might feel they're best served lying to their defence lawyer, and lying as elaborately as possible rather than just avoiding confessing. The potential consequences of telling the truth are much worse than merely having your public defender think you're a fool. Plus if you're intending to test whether your denials are believable before you use them in court, you won't get a better opportunity than a privilege-protected conversation with someone who's seen a lot of excuses...


Effective defence would allow the guilty to go free. (although “guilty” is a jury verdict so that is impossible but I presume you mean would be found guilty had more evidence prevailed). You can’t have an advocate that draws arbitrary lines at which they are not on your side advocating for you, what would those be?

Say someone says to their lawyer they shot the person but really they are covering for their wife even to mthe lawyer. The lawyer then hears them say in court they didn’t shoot (the truth) but the lawyer just knows they are saying something different now to what they said before. It could be that.


> ...although “guilty” is a jury verdict so that is impossible but I presume you mean would be found guilty had more evidence prevailed.

I'm not the author of the post referred to here, but I suspect that 'guilty' was intended to be read as 'actually committed the crime'.

To be clear, I support the principle that it is the acquittal of a perpetrator is far less of a miscarriage of justice than is the conviction of someone other than the perpetrator.


In this case I was using guilty in its common English usage, and not the specific American Jurisprudence usage.


You must mean clear cut cases too then. Not self defence etc.


That's not perjury. Trial attorneys are not under oath because that would conflict with their duty to advocate for their clients. Their duty not to lie to the court is a matter of professional ethics.


> when it's pretty much required for them to receive any semblance of effective defense:

No its not, holy shit.

Lying to your lawyer is a terrible idea. The lawyer is there to HELP YOU and present an effective defense. If you lie to the lawyer, the lawyer works with a different set of baseline arguments for your defense. If the lie is revealed, the defense is broken, it doesn't matter anymore. Months of work tossed out the window, nobody trusts the defendant anymore, and the lawyer needs to figure out damage control rather than actually defending you.

Repeat. If anyone finds out you lied, you are FUCKED. Trust goes out the window, Judge thinks you're a unrepentant idiot, most possibility of leniency in the case you are considered guilty is dropped.

It's literally one of the worst things you can do at trial.


To add to that, your lawyer is bound by both professional, enforceable ethical guidelines as well as legal doctrine from revealing anything you've said to them in the course of their representation of you without your express consent. The number of exceptions to that is tiny. The only one that really matters is crime/fraud which relates not to your crime but using a lawyer to commit a crime. The others are either after you're dead (probate exception, where your lawyer can disclose information for the purposes of helping settle your will after your death) or are exclusively about money (your lawyer can disclose details of your agreed upon contract and payment structure if they are having to fight you to be paid).

There is zero reason to lie to your lawyer, all you do is make them less prepared in their defense.


When the judge or jury look over to the defendants' table, they need to find someone they can trust and believe. Sometimes, yes, from the outside the result seems binary, but it's a process that everyone ideally navigates with dignity that might involve multiple levels of culpability and end with a sentence that is highly discretionary. The attorney could give weak factual defense on one or more levels of culpability to preserve credibility and generate more positive outcomes in terms of the process, dignity, and sentence. Also, the attorney is going to see that judge and prosecutor again ....


I also believe that (at least in some states), this assertion is inaccurate:

> It’s true, a client can show me where they buried their dozen murder victims and I wouldn’t be allowed to tell a soul, even if an innocent person is sitting in prison for their crimes.

At least in Alabama (for no specific reason other than it was the first hit I found):

> RULE 3.3: CANDOR TOWARDS THE TRIBUNAL

> (a) A lawyer shall not knowingly:

> (2) fail to disclose a material fact to a tribunal when disclosure is necessary to avoid assisting a criminal or fraudulent act by the client

Seems to me that knowing that your client is materially guilty and an innocent person has been convicted for their crimes is "assisting a criminal or fraudulent act" by your client.


You will find that the previous act establishing criminal liability is not the criminal or fraudulent act with which the attorney is barred from assisting.


Hmm, interesting. And I know it's definitely an area I don't know. Although I didn't see any in those Rules that restricted the scope to the current matter in which the attorney is providing counsel.


That's only if your defense strategy is to lie in court. But once you're caught, and there is evidence, you're best strategy is to admit your guilt.

Or if you really think you can lie your way to acquittal, then you can successfully convince your lawyer of your lie. If your lawyer can see through your bullshit as easily as the examples he gives, you're not going to fool the court.


That's right, I'm pretty sure if you're rich enough you don't have to lie to your lawyer, they want to know exactly the truth in order to craft an effective defense.

That said they also say here it depends on the jurisdiction so in some jurisdictions it won't matter that you know if your client is lying.

hmm - potentially can you start a case in jurisdiction 1 where rules are a certain way and then get case moved to a different jurisdiction where it is different? Seems unlikely and probably not something competent lawyer would allow - but still...


Defending a criminal is a completely separate thing to abetting a perjury.


Original: YASSINE MESKHOUT DEC 5, 2023 posted to:

https://jessesingal.substack.com/p/my-clients-the-liars

https://archive.md/c4SRO

Other HN discussion of Yassine Meskhout's writing: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33462658


I have some good friends that are lawyers and used to work as public defenders, not sure if they still do.

Their experience was not exactly like the author's. Their clients lied to them, yes. But they were very competent, knew every loophole and detail of the legal machinery, having experienced all of it before and shared their knowledge with like-minded individuals while in jail. They were afraid their lawyers weren't up to the task.


By happenstance I just ran across this by the same author somewhere: https://ymeskhout.substack.com/p/death-of-a-client


It's kind of a pity the parallel construction used by some services can't be revealed just as easily.


If you catch a public defender in a candid moment, you’ll get a lot of stories like this. What makes the criminal justice system so difficult is that the overwhelming majority of the people that it targets are guilty of what they’re accused of, and scumbags on top of that. When you face that day in and day out, it’s difficult to make yourself keep your eyes open for the innocent ones.

I remember an ACLU email in my inbox about the Juwan Wickware case: https://www.aclu.org/news/criminal-law-reform/only-america-1.... It was trying to drum up outrage about a young man who attacked a pizza delivery driver as part of a coordinated robbery. One of the members of Wickware’s party ended up killing the driver in front of his wife and kids (who were in the car). When I dug up details about the case, I thought “you’d think they’d have picked a more sympathetic case to make their point.” But the fact is that those are few and far between.


I remember reading about how the TSA was very unsuccessful in catching errors, because they faced a large number of true negatives day in and day out. The alarms barely ever went off, and when they did, it was usually a false positive. The natural human tendency in that situation is to optimize / reduce energy expenditure by letting your guard down and paying less attention.

In security, "covert tests" that replicate rare events (like attempting to sneak a gun through a checkpoint) more frequently, seem to increase the chances of success in detecting real threats [0]. If only we could do the same for our legal system.

[0]: https://www.cmu.edu/news/stories/archives/2013/november/nov4...


Except imagine the situation if you faced true positives every day. Working in a court made me do a 180 on my views of the criminal system. We would see the pre-sentence reports, and most of these guys had been engaged in criminal activity since late adolescence. I remember one case where a guy committed crimes in a tri-state area. He ultimately wouldn’t even be prosecuted for most of them after the feds got him.


As a lawyer, but not criminal one, none of this surprises me. Some amount of your job is protecting clients from their own misconceptions and things they have convinced themselves of. Those who say this guy is a scum or should be in jail do not have much of a concept of the justice system and what it means to zealous represent a client. Without the truth, you can’t see you blind spots—in fact, your client is making them. To both their and your detriment. I personally love how the writer handled the fingerprints. It allows an immediate inflection point of “let me do the thinking and handle strategy, and stop lying, or find another lawyer.” But, some clients won’t, and those are the ones that end up with an imperfect defense by virtue of them thinking they are being clever or whatever.


I thought this interesting article would be about consultants.

The hard part of consulting (not management consulting like McKinsey or KPMG, I mean legitimate technical consulting) is figuring out what the customer actually wants and then finding a way to describe what you plan to do that satisfies what they claim is their need in a way they will understand and be glad for.


> Part of my clients’ clammed-up demeanors rests on a deluded notion that I won’t fight as hard for their cases unless I am infatuated by their innocence.

I mean, isn’t it very human ?

How to help the client avoid this thinking ? Even more so when you are defending people who have no knowledge of how the system even functions ?


Lying to your lawyer is one of the worst things you can possibly do. If anyone finds out it fucks up EVERYTHING


Wise old saying:

"Three people you should never lie to: your doctor, your accountant, and your attorney."


>> Marcel spent our entire first meeting proselytizing his innocence to me.

Pedant's corner: proselytizing doesn't mean preaching. It means someone is trying to convert you to their religion. This:

"Marcel spent our entire first meeting trying to convert me to his religion his innocence to me."

Doesn't parse.


A pedant's corner deserves a devil's advocate's corner facing it:

A little outrageous (in a fun way) but perfectly reasonable choice in making the writing more vivid. It implies that Marcel's theory of innocence is like a religion. That might be an intentional implication whose subtlety escaped you, if the author intended that. Or it could be that the author didn't intend that and just misused the word. I would give the author some benefit of doubt here based on their command of language displayed.

"Marcel spent our entire first meeting trying to convert me over to his religion-like faith in his own innocence"

Would be a much more appropriate way to render it than the intentionally obtuse way you chose

I think I felt strongly enough to comment here simply because I really enjoy seeing fun usages of language like this so I hate to see them smeared as all being accidental screwups, and the only good writing to be really literal writing. (at the same time it is entirely possible this case is unintentional)


To clarify, my point was about the grammaticality of the phrase "prosyletizing his innocence", not about its intendent meaning of Marcel trying to prosyletize the author.

I "rendered" as you say the author's sentence by replacing the word "prosyletizing" with its meaning:

"Marcel spent our entire first meeting [prosyletizing] his innocence to me." -->

"Marcel spent our entire first meeting [trying to convert me to his religion] his innocence to me."

Which is a straightforward substitution and so much easier to justify than your version.

A valid criticism could be about my use of the word "me" between "convert" and "his religion" which is extraneous. Didn't notice that though, while playing devil's advocate, did we now?

Btw the rest of the author's writing is also crap, afaic.


K. By that rule, "Paul was proselytizing to me" doesn't parse, either. ("Paul was trying to convert me to his religion to me.")


That's right. "Prosyletise" is the wrong verb to use in that phrase. I think the author wanted to say something like "preaching".


I think a better word choice would be "proclaiming."


As House said "People lie".


I believe a more accurate quote is "Everyone lies".


"Humans are bullshit generators" — Alan Kay


Maybe I'm just not getting the authors writing style or humour, but it sounds like he doesn't do a good job explaining how the judicial system works to his clients and has the utmost disdain for them.


In my country public attorneys 100% work with police to convict you, not to protect you.


“Chicanery” nice reference!


Reference to what? It's a word.


There’s a very good scene in Better Call Saul that uses this word. Also the title of the episode.

Better Call Saul is about a lawyer.


The use of that word in that way is much older than Better Call Saul.


Yes but in the context of a lawyer's post mentioning it indicates it's a nod to it.


That was an excellent read.


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Not to completely discredit this above comment's author but do let us point out:

Yassine Meskhout, the author of the linked article about being a public defender is:

* NOT the owner of the "LessWrong" blog (the linked blog which republished this article),

* and also NOT the owner of the original blog ( jessesingal.substack.com/p/my-clients-the-liars ) that first published this article in December 2023.

It's a bit hard to take complaints about the article authors blog seriously when it's not clear the article author has a blog as such.


Are we reading different posts? I saw nothing that could be described as "culture war" related in the OP. Are you perhaps talking about lesswrong in general?


Say what? The author is a self proclaimed anarchist and believes in "100% open borders"... Not exactly a role model for the alt-right.

https://ymeskhout.substack.com/p/obfuscating-euphemisms-in-t...

Sure, there is the argument against pointless euphamism, but that's not the same thing as "anti-woke" or alt-right.


I know people who work in the rehabilitation and related justice systems and I figure there is no way they can be hopeful about the world. It is just sad.

They literally work with what is wrong with our society. The author of the article writes himself there is little joy in his work. I think taking a moment to understand their frustrations might give insight into what we can’t do as a society, like mass incarceration, and the consequences thereof. Their frustrations should be understood and read so we know the price of our rights and even sometimes calibrate our responses or find new solutions. As an engineer I get pissed off if a colleague who made a huge blunder tries to pass it as a no biggie that unluckily got its way into production. I can’t imagine working with the bottom of the bottom of our society.


Not to completely discredit but please discount it everyone because I don't like it...

Seriously cannot at all fathom where you've come to the conclusion this is "run of the mill alt-right / 'anti-woke' propaganda". The article presents an uncomfortable, genuine, reality you are likely completely unaware of, irrespective of whether you think it unkind, which makes it meaningful. The only thing is to discount is your want to be triggered by it.


Care to share a link to an example?


The thing he wrote about Israel-Gaza that devolved into a tirade against American liberals seemed kind of tone-deaf against a backdrop of 30,000 civilian deaths. But also:

> it makes me wonder why they want to invest so much of their time and effort in publishing things that are unkind, superficial, and not contributing anything meaningful.

Nearly all of the time, money. The outrage machine pays. Looks like OP's associated with Singal, who's the king of stoking various social panics to get eyeballs on his work. Same as the Miles-Cheong playbook. It's the intellectual equivalent of churning out "<X> reacts to <Y>!" videos on YouTube for ad revenue.


> The outrage machine pays

Thanks for pointing this out. I was assuming the author is publishing this stuff because he just likes sharing his opinions with the world. If there are more concrete incentives that's even worse.


Oh yeah, at one point Glenn Greenwald was making an estimated ~100k per month on Substack.[1] Pretty sure Graham Linehan has raked in some serious cash doing the same.

And then of course it's concerning that so many people are willing to throw that much money at wannabe pudits whose insights often boil down to "trans people are scary and bad." (That's still the focus of Linehan's newsletter, apparently! In all these years he's never come up with anything else to say!)

[1] https://www.mediaite.com/online/guess-how-much-glenn-greenwa...


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Why would that be his job? If his client had actually touched the gun that would be the opposite of his job because it would produce strong evidence against his client.


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Please be sure to post a link or a pdf so we can follow along the complaint’s progress! Yay!


What exactly is a "disbursement complaint"? Your comment is the #6 result in a Google search, so it's not exactly common, and the other results aren't terribly informative.


Likely a typo for "disbarment".


Yeah, that makes sense.

I suspect the author doesn't have much to worry about, legally speaking, from someone who doesn't know the difference between disbursement and disbarment.


I apologize for my spellchecker and lack of proofreading.


I find this persons attitude disgusting. They should not be a public defender.


Their attitude is the result of being a public defender. The result of the people they are trying to defend. They are trying to do the best they can for their client, despite their client. They're allowed to voice their frustration, and even mock the ridiculousness of their clients actions.


I wonder why the respective people lie. Maybe their life experience tells them nobody is really on their side, and telling the truth never helps.

Also, I wonder if the author really does the best they can. We only have their word for it, and... well, from what I can read on the internet, the criminal justice system in the USA isn't that great, so to speak.


Since you supplied your own rhetoric about these people and their lives, I'll offer another.

These people lie because they know they did it but are trying to avoid the consequences since they got caught, their first instinct is to convince anyone who will talk to them, and after the first few times where that doesn't work out, they finally get the lesson to only talk to their lawyer. But, they carried forward the same behavior.

Now instead of trying to convince the people before, they're now trying to convince the lawyer that they weren't even there, they were asleep even. But, they live with other people who don't share their alibi, they made a call using their phone just 15 minutes before the crime took place, or cite the classic SODDI when that all fails, like Marcel and Kyle.

Sometimes people are irrational, forgetful, and however unfathomably unlikely: stupid. Sometimes people cite "experience" to lead their path through life, but really they mean "familiarity" with the situation, they really haven't learned anything.

I'll use the authors own thoughts here to affirm:

> No, the lying doesn't come from a lack of trust but rather a manipulation attempt. Their overriding goal is to get off the charges no matter what it takes, so they're willing to flip through and latch onto whatever narrative helps them get there. They basically want me to be a ventriloquist and use me to launder their talking points because it's more believable coming from me. Of course as I pointed out, they don't really think the plan all the way through.


Have you read the other story linked to in this thread, eleven magic words, by the same person? Another excellent, truthful sounding, story. It suggests they do their best with what they have to work with.

Regarding the US justice system, I am thankful every time I hear about it that I am not subject to it.


But their client has to lie, even if they're not fully guilty of the crime -- it takes just one small offhand admission of guilt related to the crime in a seemingly private space, for the police and the prosecution to pin the entire crime on them.

The system is not built on forgiveness. It will punish you fully regardless the severity of your actual crime.

The fact that the author has no sympathy nor understanding of this, leads me to believe that they're not doing the job for the right reasons.


> The fact that the author has no sympathy nor understanding of this

This is not a fact, this is you twisting the content of this post into a very badly formed representation of the author.

> But their client has to lie, even if they're not fully guilty of the crime

Client does not need to confess to their lawyer, they do however need to provide the lawyer with enough information, most importantly with evidence or a pathway to it, that may lead to an innocent or non-liable verdict. Client can misunderstand this position all they want, does not matter.


Yes and no. His attitude is a bit unprofessional, but he appears to be putting in an honest attempt at securing the best outcome for his clients. I'm guessing, but it seems reasonable that once criminals start lying there isn't a productive direction to take the conversation.


How should a public defender behave? He's doing what his job is supposed to be.


He should understand the position his clients are in, where one small admission could lead to an entire sentence pinned on them.

While he might not like it because it makes his job difficult, he should nonetheless understand it and at least pretend to sympathize on some level.


His attitude doesn't matter if he gets the results


Why?


>and even mock the ridiculousness of their clients actions.

Hard disagree. The clients described here, and in their other piece, are clearly the product of disadvantaged backgrounds. If these individuals were capable of having these kind of insights by themselves, they would simply not be sitting in front of a lawyer. It is precisely the mocking that I am pointing as an issue, because the mocking shows an absence of empathy. A good, or even competent, public defender needs to understand the mindset of their client. Clients behave in ways that appear to us, as lawyers or readers of HN, to be bizarrely self-destructive.

And that mocking disrespect leads to this absolute blinder of a claim:

>His attitude is a bit unprofessional, but he appears to be putting in an honest attempt at securing the best outcome for his clients.

>FTA: Every case I get requires me to deploy a microscope and retrace the cops’ steps to see if they fucked up somehow (spoiler: they haven’t).

Wow. Cops fuck up all the time. Sometimes deliberately. Sometimes in ways that kill people. Sometimes, extremely rarely, there are attempts to hold them accountable for that. But day-in, day-out, cops try to do their job, and that job is "Put somebody behind bars". If you believe that the police's job is to "put the guilty party behind bars" then you haven't worked in the criminal justice system, or known someone who has.

It takes a committed public defender to go over the evidence and review it. Four members of the police will happily take the stand and describe what they have agreed amongst themselves is what happened, only to have video evidence that a public defender took the time to look at, absolutely refute what they said. Cops routinely perjure themselves. And is any action taken against them? Surely blatant perjury is grounds for some kind of disciplinary action? Disqualification and banning from ever being police again, even? Nope. Routine, day-in, day-out behavior by the police.

Are there defendants who absolutely did the crime? Certainly. Do they try to get out of it in the stupidest ways? Absolutely. Do they do it in ways that guarantee themselves jail time, when a remorseful attitude would get them probation? All the time. And is it the job of the public defender, themselves underpaid, to deal with this behavior and yet achieve the best outcome? Yes, that is literally the job. All public defenders are exasperated by many of their clients. Mocking them online crosses the line.

>FTA (comments by author): No, the lying doesn't come from a lack of trust but rather a manipulation attempt.

The claim here is that these are evil, manipulative people, and therefore it is ok to mock them and they get what they deserve. And certainly, many of them are psychopaths and narcissist, just like the ones that work at my company, CEOs around the world, surgeons, etc. But in fact many of them are just broken people. People who have been abused by actual psychopaths, or indeed just other broken people. People who don't experience a just world, with laws that are followed; People who essentially live in a lawless world, where rules of protection don't apply to them; where even people in uniform who visibly represent "lawful society" violate these laws with impunity.

Some of those behind bars need to stay there forever. The majority need help. Of course the help they need is a supportive environment, education and opportunities, which is tremendously unlikely. You could (and many rich white men do) argue it's just better for the rest of us to just incarcerate them than it is to have them come back out into the same broken society and reoffend. It's easy to believe that all immigrants are murderers, all muslims are terrorists, as demonstrably many people do, when told so by rich white men.

And in such a society, it's easy to read an article such as this, and laugh at the stupidity of poor people. Just be aware that's what you're doing.


Let's look at it from another point of view: if those people were filthy rich they could lie to their lawyers until the cows come home and not a single one of their lawyers would dream of making fun of them.

Then again, those are private lawyers and not cheap public defenders. You get what you pay for, I guess.


Clearly, this lawyer has not heard of Saul Goodman.


The whole read made me reframe Better Call Saul as a documentary.




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