- Ample Size: Measuring a generous 8.5 x 11 inches when closed and an expansive 17 x 22 inches when open, it boasts 30 exquisite high-quality animal images.
- Exquisite Imagery: Revel in captivating photographs that beautifully depict animals thriving in their natural environments.
- Extended Coverage: Spanning from January 2024 to December 2025, plus an additional 6 months into 2026, all included at no extra cost.
- Holiday Clarity: Encompassing all major U.S. holidays and moon phases, meticulously omitting perplexing foreign holidays that disrupt your schedule.
- Ink-Resistant Printing: Meticulously printed on top-tier paper engineered to withstand ink smears, ensuring your calendar remains pristine.
- Precision Image Quality: Revel in vivid, sharp images, a testament to our unwavering commitment to printing excellence.
- Ideal Gift: Spread joy among your friends and family by presenting them with this calendar, a thoughtful gesture suitable for any occasion, making it an ideal choice for those on a budget.
Definitely appreciate how it covers the exact phallus dimensions up front, and am comforted knowing it won't smear if "ink" gets on it. There's just such a high level of consideration poured into this calendar of dicks, I am nearly speechless.
And it covers 2.5 years, who wouldn't want a calendar which ends mid year 2026? Spread the joy all over your friends and family.
I would like to know how "meticulously omitting perplexing foreign holidays that disrupt your schedule" got into it, though, because that's just an amazing sentence.
I found the line about "perplexing foreign holidays that disrupt your schedule" kind of hilarious. Many people are xenophobic or whatever but they hardly ever express it quite like that. If your wall calendar labels a holiday you don't know about, you typically ignore it and don't care. You don't become deeply perplexed.
"a testament to our unwavering commitment to printing excellence" is almost certainly a GPT output—I get this self-praise often when trying to use ChatGPT 4 for marketing text.
