> designers have done heroic work keeping their company’s quarterly bonus plan from bursting out of Windows’ chest like a Xenomorph with a Two-Week Executive MBA certificate

wtf?

excuse my ignorance (i havent used windows for a while)...to get rid of Edge, can you not uninstall it the usual way you uninstall other apps?

You can. I did that within like 5m of turning on my new computer and have not had to deal with it since.

I am curious about this. If you uninstall Edge before you install another browser, would you need another computer to download the other browser?

No idea lol

I downloaded Chrome before uninstalling Edge