At least when I read it, it said specifically that he had NOT drank the chemicals beneath the sink, or tried a Tide Pod. He DID stick the fork in a light socket. It sounds funny to me, but if it had said that he DID drink the chemicals or the Tide Pods then I would agree it sounds nutty.
Are you sure it said that he DID do those things when you read it?
Are you sure it said that he DID do those things when you read it?