EULA: By using this product, you (user) agree that:
    1. It might kill your dog, and it will be your fault.
    2. Any other harm or defects will be your fault as well.
    3. You abandon all rights to sue us, ever, for anything.
    4. Any dispute will be handled by our arbitration department.
    5. We are free to spy on you and share all information with 
       our marketing partners or anyone else who asks.