- You money will be digital. No currency that you can hold on your hand. We can take it all with a flip of a switch

- Your car will be a package of subscriptions. Want to hear radio? You can add a subscription. They probably will even provide up-sells like a dating service. Subscribe here and we will tell hot singles available in the area where you just parked.

- Your bicycle probably will become a subscription..

  "Your bicycle subscription has expired" - https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/136xaqg/your_bicycle_subscription_has_expired/