But most importantly are proud in unity of the big and independent Empire that is so influential in most of the UK. Or British Isles minus Ireland. Or Great Britain without some folks in Scotland. Or Englad + Wales. Difficult to follow what is what and where and why and who. Nevertheless, this amount of pride mandates a Brexit. Or maybe even two.

Of all the things I hate about this country, which is a pretty long list, that one is right up there.

What a strange word faucet is.

Brits actually say 'taps' - 'faucet' is almost never used casually.