Do you actually think that the appropriate "male version" of sexy is handsome? Sexy is a non gender-specific adjective.
The male version is this:
John’s one of the smartest guy I know, and I thought that he was a perfect pick for the role of moderator. When we selected John and he said yes, he was a sexy single man. And since that time, he’s become a sexy married man, and so I wanted his lucky new spouse to stand up. So we’ve got not only a very talented, but a happy moderator.
... and noone would get up and say this as an introduction. Which is why this is at the top of Hacker News.
The male version is this:
John’s one of the smartest guy I know, and I thought that he was a perfect pick for the role of moderator. When we selected John and he said yes, he was a sexy single man. And since that time, he’s become a sexy married man, and so I wanted his lucky new spouse to stand up. So we’ve got not only a very talented, but a happy moderator.
... and noone would get up and say this as an introduction. Which is why this is at the top of Hacker News.