GPT-5 figures out that if it picks up the knife instead of the bag of chips, it can prevent the human with the stick from interfering with carrying out its instructions.

And ViperGPT will take said knife and make the muffin division fair when there there are an odd number of muffins by slicing either a muffin or a boy in half

Ah, the Solomon solution.

I wonder how much the hardware they're using costs.