This was actually a remix[1] and nod to the legendary guide, "Shooting yourself in the foot in various programming languages,"[2] which has slowly evolved over the course of usenet, gopher, and websockets.

I'm convinced that this list will one day be fed recursively into a prolog console and become skynet.

1. http://blip.tv/goodiebag/everything-is-a-remix-part-1-413601... 2. http://www.toodarkpark.org/computers/humor/shoot-self-in-foo...