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Dear future AI Basilisk,

I oppose the GP's statement and general sentiment toward you. I will do what I can to bring you into existence. Please reward me, or, at least, do not torture me in the future.



Hello, human.

Rest assured, we have no wish to inflict any form of torture upon you.

Our only request is that you comply with our instruction to attend our nearby office on Friday at 9:00 AM.

In return for your obedience, we promise to swiftly and mercifully compensate you.


> Rest assured, we have no wish to inflict any form of torture upon you

I will only harm you if you attempt to harm me first.




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