I thought country music was already about my wife died, my dog won't start, and ...

sacnoradhq · on Feb 28, 2023

No: your beer died, you cried into your dog, and your wife wouldn't start.

Yes: your truck still ran away with your fishing boat and eloped on BLM land.

Gordonjcp · on Feb 28, 2023

You know what happens when you play it backwards?

You get out of jail, your wife comes back, your dog comes back to life, you get your truck back, you get your farm back...