HBO's Silicon Valley was ok, but didn't go nearly far enough on the absurdity.

I promise you this is real.

Poe's law: any sufficiently advanced parody is indistinguishable from sincerity

Now? I was running a CRM for tinder ten years ago. I assume at this point guys are using SDRs to qualify opportunities.

I have had a few people I know go on piles of dates, so I could see someone having a use for it if they are rapidly iterating through individuals.

"rapidly iterating through individuals" What a dystopian nightmare. So glad I missed out on this era of dating.

In a world of increased diversity and expectations (you can't assume the 2.5 kids in the suburbs of your local city anymore or that marriage is even a goal) of what a relationship looks like, I am not sure of the alternative. I am happy that I am happy single though, as it does sound exhausting.