Don't you have a pipeline with girls you're going to cold-call, and a dating life manager that breathes down your neck when you haven't taken at least 10 girls out this month?

Can there be endless meetings about whether your issues are top or bottom of funnel?

> a dating life manager that breathes down your neck when you haven't taken at least 10 girls out this month?

I never realized that my dream job would be so people-oriented. Drop me a line if you're hiring...

A dating life manager is a contradiction in itself.

In order to be an expert at dating, it's reasonable to assume that you've been on many dates. That pretty much means you actually suck at dating as the very point of dating is to stop dating (for most).

The solution is to be polyamorous - which many dating coaches are.

Don't forget paid lead generation (SeekingArrangement)

I hope there’s a gong sound too.

Well, if you're actually a male dog, you would mean you only date...

hah I love this comment - when I hear mid-30s men calling women "girls" I always cringe. Even worse when they actually call mid-20s women "girls" since they've never dated a women in her 30s..

Agreed. Do people actually have a good feeling when they hear "Salesforce". I wouldn't want my app associated with it at all.

I'm about 60% sure this is just satire.

What tipped me off is how similar the logos are. What confirmed it is the text at the bottom of the home page:

> P.S. Marc Benioff, please don't sue us. Remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.