If there are no listings here then we have no open positions - sorry!
Feel free to reach out anyway, perhaps on Twitter or Discord, but we can't guarantee that we will be especially good about responding to each and every message we get. Don't give up hope though, eventually our inboxes will get full, and we'll need to delete some of the applications, so we'll all get together and read through the resumes in there to see if anyone famous applied, or maybe sent us a coupon for some free cookies or something, you know, stuff like that.
But just maybe we'll see your samples or your portfolio and all at once our jaws will drop and the room will become deadly quiet, before somebody breaks the silence to say, "Whoa." And then Tim will look at them and say, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And then someone will yell, "I'm way ahead of you buddy!" as they pull up in the company bus/monster truck and as we all pile in, somebody shouts out, "LOCK AND LOAD!"
Then we'll drive full speed to your house and you come out and say "D-D-D-Double Fine? But--" and we put a finger to your lips and say, "You had us at hello!" And then your parents try to stop us because they don't understand, so we duct tape them to a streetlight and peel out, popping a wheelie all the way down the street while "Holy Diver" blares out of the radio. Then we all try to say something at the same time because we're both so excited, so then we both shut up so that the other can talk, and then we both say, "No, you go!", but then we both start talking again at the same time, and we have to just laugh until we're crying tears of joy, and we sense in our hearts that we will all be best friends forever and ever, and never think about what or who we were before. We will just enjoy the ever-unfolding kaleidoscope of happiness and discovery and adventure and laughter that lie before us.
And then we pull up to the office and Tim will yell, "Alright, back to work suckers. And no talking!" And weld the door shut with everyone inside as he laughs and laughs and laughs. Oh, the fun.
Feel free to reach out anyway, perhaps on Twitter or Discord, but we can't guarantee that we will be especially good about responding to each and every message we get. Don't give up hope though, eventually our inboxes will get full, and we'll need to delete some of the applications, so we'll all get together and read through the resumes in there to see if anyone famous applied, or maybe sent us a coupon for some free cookies or something, you know, stuff like that.
But just maybe we'll see your samples or your portfolio and all at once our jaws will drop and the room will become deadly quiet, before somebody breaks the silence to say, "Whoa." And then Tim will look at them and say, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And then someone will yell, "I'm way ahead of you buddy!" as they pull up in the company bus/monster truck and as we all pile in, somebody shouts out, "LOCK AND LOAD!"
Then we'll drive full speed to your house and you come out and say "D-D-D-Double Fine? But--" and we put a finger to your lips and say, "You had us at hello!" And then your parents try to stop us because they don't understand, so we duct tape them to a streetlight and peel out, popping a wheelie all the way down the street while "Holy Diver" blares out of the radio. Then we all try to say something at the same time because we're both so excited, so then we both shut up so that the other can talk, and then we both say, "No, you go!", but then we both start talking again at the same time, and we have to just laugh until we're crying tears of joy, and we sense in our hearts that we will all be best friends forever and ever, and never think about what or who we were before. We will just enjoy the ever-unfolding kaleidoscope of happiness and discovery and adventure and laughter that lie before us.
And then we pull up to the office and Tim will yell, "Alright, back to work suckers. And no talking!" And weld the door shut with everyone inside as he laughs and laughs and laughs. Oh, the fun.