Hacker News new | past | comments | ask | show | jobs | submit login

This reminds me of another useful utility from the childhood:

alias updick='/usr/bin/uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\n\""'




You cracked my office up. Deploying to production immediately.


The dick grows depending on how long the system has been running?


Exactly. Kinda measure of how strong is sysadmin.




Consider applying for YC's Fall 2025 batch! Applications are open till Aug 4

Guidelines | FAQ | Lists | API | Security | Legal | Apply to YC | Contact

Search: