I've clicked that.

There's a circle, with circles around, with something around one of these smaller circles. All of it is spinning. I've managed to click the spinny thingy and it turned into quadratic spinny thingy.

That's all.

What the fuck?

Please explain!

That's it. It's Zombo com. The difference is it's been reliably the same since 1999.

Zombo is supposed to parody. You know things are rough when it's better than some popular websites!

Was better as an auto looping gif with auto playing music. This is zombocom 2.0

It's revolutionary tech, web 5.0 at least, not everyone understands.

The web of the future needs to be beyond numbers entirely.

You knew what you were signing up for. Your imagination is the only limit at zombo.com

How old are you? It's possible that you may be outside of the generation that would've appreciated it during it's peak.

I'm over 40. Never heard of it. It happens, I'm not really following anything or keeping up with internet "culture". Haven't for decades.

Did you forget to turn sound on?

Exactly.

(You're not missing anything.)

Thanks!