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First, announce that former US President Donald Trump and former First Lady Melania will be traveling to the region to deescalate. As Putin’s only real peer, Trump can sell a great peace.

Second, China is between two belligerent nuclear powers and yet doesn’t show the same outward anxieties as some NATO members. Instead, something about the island of Taiwan preoccupies China. Taiwan must be into something. Replace Russia on the UN Security Council with Taiwan.

Third, people murmur about the amount of money extracted and stashed in the Caribbean. Take any balance above, say, 1mm usd and replace it with a peace bond that can only be cashed, in person, under a DEFCON zero.



What the gobble fish bicycle?

If this is just humor, I apologize, because it's hilarious, but I don't dare upvote it because holy quackenbarkers.




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