1. Remove all the thousand green services that no one cares about when looking at AWS status
2. Upgrade all yellows to reds because Amazon refuses to list anything as "down" no matter how bad the outage is.
3. Insert a snarky legend
1. Remove all the thousand green services that no one cares about when looking at AWS status
2. Upgrade all yellows to reds because Amazon refuses to list anything as "down" no matter how bad the outage is.
3. Insert a snarky legend