I have just given up and disabled JavaScript on mobile. It has made browsing the mobile web much less awful even if I occasionally run into a site that doesn't work with js. It's reasonably trivial to enable on a per site basis if you need it.

Most sites are semi broken, but at least you can read them.

Most search engines are hilariously broken though which is sort of a bonus. Bing can't search from the input in the page. Google infinite redirects.