If I work for purina then my _dog's_ gonna eat that dog food, by golly. And maybe I'll at least give it a sniff.

Speaking of the devil, I had to carry somebody's stray dog home (again) when I was on my jog this morning, and man that was a fat dog! Dunno what he eats, felt like krispy kreme and quarter pounders. Maybe I oughta start me a dog food company. Too many fat dogs in this danged town.