It's really, really difficult to come up with a relevant, concise dot-com domain name that's not already taken.

yeah, i spoke with the breakup.com owner and he's passing on offers that would buy him an exotic.. I just can't afford that. We also own BreakupWithHim.com and BreakupWithHer.com and their respective typos if someone forgets the second H.

Yep.

It's disgusting how some companies/people are reserving all the names they can think of, hoping to sell them to someone.

No wonder we have services with names like "Heroku" - at least that was free.