> ... and even for users who have disabled JavaScript. Win-Winning!

Nice try, but you would not get any fund from those users who already use Links2 or Lynx![0] ;P

    $ links2 -g https://github.com/sindresorhus/css-in-readme-like-wat

Only those users who use "modern browsers" or at least Netsurf/Hv3/Dillo/Browsh still may support you.[1,2,3]

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16191843

[1] https://www.informit.com/articles/article.aspx?p=600978&seqN...

[2] http://www.kompx.com/en/lightweight-web-browsers-for-linux.h...

[3] https://www.hanselman.com/blog/lynx-is-dead-long-live-browsh...