I thought everyone knew that the best way to bribe the police for a ccw is to buy a poor rural town a new squad car in exchange for them letting you become a police officer (with no actual hours).
Once you are a cop, federal law allows concealed carry in all 50 states, regardless of state law.
A cute trick I saw when working in a gun store was getting deputized in some two-horse town so you could buy post-sample machineguns[0].
I looked up one customer's "agency" and the town didn't exist. It was like 4 abandoned houses and it looked (from Google Maps) like no one had been through there in years.
[0] A machinegun manufactured after the passage of the 1986 Hughes Amendment is non-transferrable and can only be possessed by law enforcement agencies or dealers (SOT) with a "demo letter". Dudes effectively were LEOs in a non-existent town and bought machineguns that otherwise couldn't be owned by individuals.
Once you are a cop, federal law allows concealed carry in all 50 states, regardless of state law.