There is a difference between saying "some things are offensive, and we should not do them" and "anything that one person says offends them should be stopped"
I think you're both offensive for centering negative ("don't be"), male ("a dick") attributes in this discussion. We should instead be positive and also center female genitalia ("Be a cunt").
Also, I am offended that I wrote that, because it centers imperialist socially constructed genitalia syntax, and leaves out non-binary and trans-binary genitalia. I have therefore cancelled myself.