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  What are you trying to cook?  fried onions
  Hmm. Never heard of fried onions. I guess it's some kind of salad? How about:
  Ingredients
  
      1 oz. onion
      3/4 tsp clove
      1 oz. swiss cheese
      1 cups lima beans
      2 cups tomato juice
      3/4 liters goat milk
  
  Preparation
  
  start with a large mixing bowl.
  chop onion, removing any seeds, and stir in.
  season with clove.
  crumble over swiss cheese.
  stir in lima beans (fresh).
  apply dressing made by blending goat milk and tomato juice.
  toss thoroughly.
  Serves
  
  2, at 1050 calories per serving. 
More context? What is this, how and why was it made, etc?

Edit: aAAAAAAH! I don't want to know what it is. INSECTOID BUTTONS. AAAH.



This is seriously funny, suggesting adding 1.5 liters of melted butter and 6kg of fried tofu per 2 cups or pork (sic) to make stir-fried pork.


It gets worse:

Hmm. Never heard of hacker news. I guess it's some kind of baked dish? How about: Ingredients

    1 1/2 liters simple syrup
    1 tbsp mother of vinegar
    3 cups white flour
    2 large salmon eggs
    2 1/2 oz. american cheese
    1 1/2 tbsp star anise
    1 oz. pork chops
    7 cups chicken breast
    9 cups kiwifruit juice
    3/4 cups water




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